Sickle Ugly nose man blargh
Ugly nose man blargh
Tentacle woman.
Green woman thing and tentacle thing in a happy relationship sort of thing.

Tentacle woman.

Green woman thing and tentacle thing in a happy relationship sort of thing.

Did I ever tell you guys about the time I went to check the mail, and the garbageman was making catcalls to me?
He immediately stopped when I turned around and then drove off as fast as possible, with this shit-eating grin.

I had made a pretty nasty expression out of shock, mainly because the guy looked like Lionel gtgbwfejfaedscdbrsgfh He had a goatee and semi-curled or ruffled hair, and he looked like he had auburn-colored hair. He didn’t have any eye ornaments or anything, and was wearing the standard uniform for the trash company (this was before our condo complex switched companies) but he made me jump so badly.

I’m going to start tagging nsfw posts as nsfw/ to avoid porn bots. Bc

Decided to make a gross adult toy wishlist. Tagged nsfw and has the list under the cut, so if you don’t like to see this kind of stuff, you don’t have to.  ◉ ᴗ ◉ ❤ (Although some of these toys are actually kind of cool to look at.)

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OK, good History Channel for clarifying the difference of species later on in the episode. -w-

(I’m watching/listening to Monster Quest while working and there’s an episode on giant spiders and other giant arachnids. One of the people in involved in the episode was mistaking solifugae for a spider.)

I should probably make a detailed list of all of the insects, arachnids and various other forms Jacques can take. :T”’

zodiepls:

deliriousdandies:

Camel spiders are not actually spiders. They are arachnids, but solifugae are not the same as araneae.
Get your shit right, History Channel. You’re an educational station.

Aren’t they closer to scorpions though? Like that’s what I thought -w-

Solifugae and scorpiones are a different order, although under the same class arachnida. Solifugae hold as much relation to scorpions and spiders as to thelyphonida (whip scorpions) and opiliones (harvestmen, aka “daddy long legs spiders”). They’re all under the same class of arachnida, so they’re all related as arachnids.

Solifugae have multiple common names such as wind scorpions and sun spiders. Solidugae are commonly mixed up as spiders and scorpions because of these common names, but also because their body shapes and exo-skeletons are familiar in appearance to both species.

Solifugae do not have a venomous bite or sting, unlike scorpions and spiders. Solifugae rely on tearing their prey apart. Their behavior is also quite different from spider and scorpion behavior.

Camel spiders are not actually spiders. They are arachnids, but solifugae are not the same as araneae.
Get your shit right, History Channel. You’re an educational station.

kokuritsu-keikai-kuiki:

Nature派
赤い月
Blood Moon
Shinjuku, Tokyo, Japan

kokuritsu-keikai-kuiki:

Nature派

赤い月

Blood Moon

Shinjuku, Tokyo, Japan

bugabooblues:

dumbfuckingart:

how terrible would it be to be turned into a vampire as a teenager.
an immortal teenager. jesus that is terrifying.

Ah to be forever angsty and never grow out of it. Pretty much an inner hell.

To be over 21 and not look like it, and have no one believe you.

To have unbalanced, raging hormones for eternity.

I can relate to bullsharks. They are described as having “opportunistic” diets.
I have an opportunistic diet—I’ll take any opportunity to eat pizza.

How Well Do Your Followers Know You?

vonderdevil:

fleshosphere:

Fill this out in my ask box! One point for every correct answer. Ten points total. I’ll reply with your total score!

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BECAUSE I DON’T THINK THERE’S ANYONE CAN GET MORE THAN FOUR POINTS. AHAHAHAHAgods…

sure lets see how creepy people get with knowing me